That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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