she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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