girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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