I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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