Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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