I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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