does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
You know, be my cock's hype man.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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