is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i dont even know how to be here
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Randomize
