its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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