everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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