Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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