I think my vagina is haunted
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize