In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
where are you?
Hypothermia
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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