Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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