i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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