I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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