Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
