So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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