What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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