So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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