just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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