That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Randomize
