yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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