dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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