STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Randomize
