Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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