i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I forget how to act sober
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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