how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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