i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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