what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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