Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
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