So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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