my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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