i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
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