That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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