then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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