Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
