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bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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