i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Randomize