using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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