Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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