I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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