How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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