do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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