Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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