Only a mothe r could love this liver
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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