You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
bring money and cleavage
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
A bitchslap is in order.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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