WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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