that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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