This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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