Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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