at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
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