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(409): View more from Texas

Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs

(1-409): View more from Texas

His name should be shouldn't

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(708): View more from Illinois

I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.

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(515): View more from Iowa

What did I eat last night that was bloody?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.

(347): View more from New York

Something to remember me by.

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(208): View more from Idaho

New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.

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(216): View more from Ohio

The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.

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(386): View more from Florida

I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.

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(802): View more from Vermont

I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.

(802): View more from Vermont

I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor

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(503): View more from Oregon

I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day

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