Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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